Markets go brrr as altcoins steal Bitcoin's spotlight—again. Ethereum flexes institutional muscle with a $3.3K breakout while XRP army cheers 'undervalued' $3 hold. Traders rotate out of memecoins (finally) into... whatever this week's shiny thing is.
ETH's Institutional Play: BlackRock's ETH ETF inflows hit record highs—because nothing says decentralization like Wall Street's stamp of approval.
XRP's Legal Hangover: Ripple's courtroom wins finally translate to price action, though skeptics whisper 'too little, too late' as Tether quietly mints another $2B.
Altcoin Casino Opens: SOL, ADA, and DOGE pump 20%+ on pure vibes. Fundamentals optional—this is crypto, after all.
Closing thought: If 'altseason' is back, prepare for the inevitable 'rekt' tweets when the Fed ruins the party. History doesn't repeat, but it rhymes—especially when leverage is involved.
